100+ Cheeky Plant Jokes, Plant Puns & Plant Quotes 🤪🌿
You may be a plant lover or you may not, but I can guarantee that these puns and jokes will have you giggling like it's the end of spring. From funny puns to flowery wordplay, these are sure to make you smile. So go ahead and enjoy some plant humor - after all they're only as bad as your dirtiest joke!
List of Plant Jokes, Plant Puns and Plant Quotes
|You know you're a crazy plant person when you think getting more plants will help you get to the root of all your problems.
|"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow" - Audrey Hepburn
|Sorry, I have plants this weekend.
|Be leaf in yourself
|pollen [ pol-uhn ] - noun - when flowers can't keep it in their plants
|Bloom where you are planted.
|Botany plants lately?
|Aloe you vera much
|I am very frond of you
|Gardening adds years to your life and life to your years
|Plant Lady is the new Cat Lady
|The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
|You grow, girl.
|"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need" - Marcus Tullius Cicero
|The closest I am to being a parent is taking care of all of my plants
|I grow plants for many reasons: to please my eye or to please my soul, to challenge the elements or to challenge my patience, for novelty or for nostalgia, but mostly for the joy in seeing them grow - David Hobson
|You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plants, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
|When in doubt, buy more plants.
|Plants can’t solve all problems, but they’re a great start.
|If your plants spark joy, buy more!
|Life would succ without you
|I’m rooting for you!
|You had me at aloe
|"I am not a hoarder. I am a plant collector." - Every Plant Parent
|Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants
|When someone talks shit about your plants - "I beg your garden?"
|"Ok, bloomer." - when someone likes flowers more than houseplants
|When it suddenly became okay to wet your plants everyday #plantpeoplethings
|Support plant parenthood.
|Pot it like it's hot.
|Take a leaf of faith.
|We all got succed into the plant hobby
|The awkward moment when your plant says talk dirt to me...
|The awkward moment when you ask your cactus - "Why are you so thorny all the time?"
|"Do you want the devil's ivy, monstera or peperomia?" You: "Yes"
|When all your friends are getting married and having kids, but it's okay because you're a plant parent.
|Would you like to have more plants as friends or friends who like plants?
|Who's going to look after my plants when I go on holidays?
|When you have so many UV grow lights and your room looks like a cannabis farm #plantpeoplethings
|The sad truth is that it is impossible to have too many plants #plantpeoplethings
|Everytime you look at someone else's big indoor plant, you look at the nodes and dream of propagating them all. #plantpeoplethings
|When you care about your plants more than yourself... #plantpeoplethings
|Coworker: "Any plans for the weekend?" Me: "Yes, I have lots of plants for the weekend"
|*Discovers friend has artificial plants in their home* Me: "We can no longer be friends."
|The awkward moment when your nan wants grandkids but you've already propagated so many plants.